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Looking m4w Through my dealings with the fairer sex throughout my life, I have become completely disillusioned with females (all people really, but I’m not trying to date guys) and have now resorted to the internet in an effort to find one that I can at least tolerate for extended periods of time.  
You want to know about me? I’ll tell you what I’m not. 
1) I am not your father. I will not tolerate childish bullshit when you don’t get your way and I will not throw money at you to shut you up. 
2) I am not your hobby. That’s why you have friends. This road goes both ways though, and you’re not expected to join me on any trips you don’t want to. I’ve got friends for that too. 
3) I am not someone who puts the toilet seat down after I urinate. You’re a big girl now and if you can’t be bothered to so much as look at where you’re about to park your ass, you deserve the cold embrace of toilet water (and god help anyone around you on the road). 
Here’s where we get to you. As a staunch rationalist, I realize you’re probably every bit as bitter with men as I am with your cunty compatriots, possibly having almost given up on us. My (admittedly weak) theory is you have not yet lost all hope but divorced swingers searching horny fucking looking for married women have simply turned to a less social lifestyle and are casually perusing the Craigslist personals just waiting for my ad to pop up so we can end our days in perpetual bliss or whatever storybook bullshit those cookie cutter girls get off on. 
I am not an extremely picky guy. Being my dream girl is more a matter of the things you aren’t than the things you are. 
My ideal woman 
-when asked about her hobbies, has more to say than, “Like, you know, stuff,” or the always popular “shopping, hanging out, music, friends.” 
-can think outside her own head and understand that while her wants and needs are her priority (and there’s nothing wrong with that), those around her have their own desires. 
-takes care of herself to some degree. We can’t help certain aspects of our appearance, but if you don’t bathe regularly and have eaten yourself fat it demonstrates a fatal lack of respect for yourself that one would expect to bleed into other aspects of your behavior. 
If you’ve read this much crap and are actually interested, we might just stand a chance. Send me an email that makes me think, laugh, or hope. 
For the love of a God in which I don’t even believe, just someone show me you’re not all the same.

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My life summary is a combination of Woody Allen movies from the 70s 80s Very youthful (look 50 yup), funny, nice dude searching for a LTR. I always thought I was normal until I started this online dating stuff a few months back now Im not so sure lol.
It seems like weird has become the "norm?" Almost got duped. Imagine, Im falling for a girl, being romantic and she is a he from West Africa? I washed out my mouth with soap, once i figured everything out! We were texting back and forth and then silence on her end. when I asked her what happen? She replied, "I had to urinate," BINGO! women dont use that word, they say "pee," right! Remember, the ending to the movie, TOOTSIE starring Dustin Hoffman in drag. when Langes father ( Durning) thought he was dating a lady (Dustin Hoffman) and then .😱
Recently met a woman at OK Cupid from Cambridge, MA. I thought we were making a connection until after about 70 exchanges she divorced swingers searching horny fucking looking for married women admitted shes really in Montana not Massachusetts. GOOD GRIEF as Brown would say.
One lady had 5 prepared (quite serious) questions for me to answer before she would meet. we spent two hours on the phone. I thought I was on a job interview. questions like. where do I see myself in 5 years? Have I ever been in love? Thats an easy one. hundreds of times. all a gal has to do is wink at me I guess thats lust, huh? How many LTR relationships I had? As would say to .iy iy i.
Met a gal on another site, sent me a pic, told me her photo was taken in September. When we met, I was somewhat startled as I thought it was her mother! What she didnt tell me was the pic from September was 20 Septembers (years) ago!
Anyhow, Im a hospitality management professional, looking for a SMAHT, open minded, active woman. Like to travel (my suitcase is already packed), take long walks, bowling, roller skating, ride my (its a bike speed, though) enjoy fine dining, going to the beach, Broadway plays saw Jersey Boys in New York it was excellent! Very handy with the paint brush, enjoy gardening and cleaning, cookouts and conversation with a cocktail and dog walking (probably not together).
Lost my beloved , a year Tibetan terrier. The photo with him in the red wagon is because he was paralyzed the last year of his life. before that I had a wheelchair custom made for him. We traveled all over the North Shore. On Sundays, we would go into Boston, walk along the and Commons. I cried for 3 months when he died. Gods greatest accomplishment dogs and cats; unfortunately humans are still an unfinished product.
YOU SHOULD MESSAGE ME if you like to laugh alot, kiss and cuddle under the sheets while enjoying a good movie at home. We may not see most of the movie but who cares! 😙
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