Single swingers want friendship

Want an Affair to Remember Are you looking for discreet affair? I'm single, white and would welcome a steady affair with an attached or unattached woman. I am retired, live alone in Manchester and I can also host anytime if you need to be discreet.. I enjoy the outdoors and going for rides. I want some excitement in my life, how about you? Send email "Affair" with age, height, weight, photo and the town you live in. Not looking for long distance affair. Let's be real and within short driving distance. I'm 5'8, 230#, green eyes, light brown hair and I have it all. You need to be over 45 yo no younger. Race is not an issue.

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Cool, Funny, Loyal Nerd. I just turned 22, I'm in a position where it's difficult to meet people and on those occasions I tend to be too awkward or out of place to make an impression in that limited amount of time. So yeah, I figured I'd try this. I am awkward and quiet at first, but if I'm comfortable with you it's totally different (cliche but true), though I'm still awkward. I am a huge nerd. Play many video , watch old cartoons, , , am into comics, enjoy a good documentary, etc. But I have other interests like sports and a huge love for music, so we'll definitely find something in common. I'm definitely not a shut-in and am totally cool with leaving the house to have fun, it's a common misconception that all nerds cut themselves off from the outside world. I can enjoy much anything anywhere if I get along with the company I have. I can be overly sweet, overly sarcastic, I have a perverse sense of humor, and I love terrible puns. If I don't sound totally unbearable to you, I'd love a reply. I'll reply to anyone, no matter age, race, etc. I'm not discriminating against guys, I just tend to get along with those of the female gender more often. Thanks :)

REMIX FOR...COOLEST STUD YOU'LL EVA KNOW I posted an ad on here a couple days ago but now I'm doing a remix to my ad to clear some shit up since people can't seem to read at all and ask silly and crazy things. First I AM A STUD. Its in the title. No I don't want to be your first, no threesomes or friends with benefits. I'm not looking for love on here because half of the females on here want to much, have a boyfriend but want a female too and are fake as hell. I have met some pretty cool females on here but at the same time the stuff that is asked of me is ridiculous. So since i'm doing the remix I might as well put what I am really looking for since some people don't get it
PLEASE DO NOT EMAIL ME OR SEND ME YOUR NUMBER IF.......
you have a jealous girlfriend or boyfriend
dont have a pic
if you're a stud looking for a stud (i have nothing against that but it's not me)
if you're a trans and don't say it up front
if you're a dude looking to bone (i have my own, even if it is fake I will do you before you do me lol)
if you don't like talking on the (i dont mind texting but sometime i DO like to talk)
if you're bi curious (you be who you are but friends is what i want)
if you cant be honest with me up front
if you have mental divorced swingers searching porno ladies issues
if you're going to send nude photos (if i dont ask for them i don't want them)
Everything up top are basiy real life drama situations I found myself in so thats why I had to do it
ONLY EMAIL ME IF
what you read above has nothing to do with you
Once again race is not an issue I'm not here to judge anyone at all but I do know what type of friends I am looking for. Now honestly I will say this If I just so happen to meet a cool female on here and end up with her that is my business but i'm not looking for anything serious at all. I have to much going on in my life and before i entertain stupid people I will ignore them to the fullest. Alright..... c list I'm out